Just For Pun...

[Endless Sea]

...Dude, we're on nut-themed puns at the moment. Think up a pun related to the subject; then you may proseed. Got it?

orange you going to make a fruity joke then?

...I thought nuts were just a specific kind of seed. Hmm, looks like mah thinking juice is starting to sour.

...Dude, we're on nut-themed puns at the moment. Think up a pun related to the subject; then you may proseed. Got it?

I'm terribly sorry, I don't know what pozestme to do such.

See, I knew we could squeeze a more appropriate joke out of you.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

I'm appled by all these terrible puns. (But hey, if I can't beet 'em, join 'em.)

[eli_gone_crazy]

I'm appled by all these terrible puns. (But hey, if I can't beet 'em, join 'em.)

I carrot take these puns.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Sorry, if I intend to keep up with these puns, I'm going to have to ask for a raise in my celery.

[The Finch]

Just lettuce know when things get better, ok?

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

I can't pear it much longer...

[Pixelmage]

Shame it's not in my pawer to make this stop...

[eli_gone_crazy]

Shame it's not in my pawer to make this stop...

I nose no way to stop this.

[JackAlsworth]

You could just admit defeet and keep handing out puns.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

You're right; we should just quit while we're a head. As it is, this thread makes up an impressive body of work.

[H22]

Eye see no reason to end this while we're still aliver.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

I concur. This is absolutely spleendid.

[H22]

We should sing a hymn to it with an organ. It's just kidneying about.

[Endless Sea]

I concur. This is absolutely spleendid.

That is a damnable leye, and everyone can see it.

[H22]

You just don't have the vision for such heartening projects.

[Endless Sea]

You just don't have the vision for such heartening projects.

More like I just can't stomach them.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Listen. You guys are great. I never Metaguard I didn't like.

[Endless Sea]

I thought we were ficcing to body parts for the time being. Ah, well, I suppose we might as well go for a change of pace.

[JackAlsworth]

Yeah, I thought this thread was on a bit of a walkabout. But I would hate to see us ARGue about the topic, so let's just run with it.

[Endless Sea]

Walking puns? ...Eh, I'm game, I guess. Bit surprised that you got that from my mention of a "change of pace". Hell, I didn't even notice the ARG pun at first; I guess it sneakered up on me.

[H22]

Game? Does that mean I should duck?

[Endless Sea]

Where'd that come from, ya quack?

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

This is only the beakginning.

[Endless Sea]

This is only the beakginning.

I don't believe that first "g" was necessary. The "k" works fine on its own, you c.

[Endless Sea]

Also, here's a bad-joke SCP to prompt... I dunno, interest? Inspiration? Whatever.

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-504